C G C
God has some wicked ways for communication
C F G
but I run a black crusade of doubt and fear against him
C F C
He named this virus after the beer I drink with lime
C F G C
he’s gonna make cilantro poisonous and everyone with taste will die

C F C G
Well I can’t decide if God is still alive
or if everything’s just meaningless and I should be glad to be right
either way I am losing this silly war I fly
Will I burn in hell forever or forever rot and die?

Chilly winds outside blow snowflakes in my eyes
this soar throat makes me think only the thickest will survive
So I will fill my apartment with sugar and toilet paper
with empty grocery store shelfs we will fight our own creator

I can’t decide if God is still alive
or if everything’s just meaningless and I should be glad to be right
either way I am losing this pathetic war I fly
Will I burn in hell forever or forever rot and die?

Everyone around me seems to be affected
the last time I was this scared - Trump got elected
If we don’t die from this disease we’ll die from our own greed
Keep your friends close, especially if you need

Mars bars
Jelly beans
we will survive on gumball machines
Forget climate change now that the stock markets down
I will paint my face with lipstick until I look like a clown

I can’t decide if God is still alive
or if everything’s just meaningless and I should be glad to be right
either way I am losing this pointless war I fly
Will I burn in hell forever or forever rot and die?

I can’t decide if God is still alive
or if everything’s just meaningless and I should be glad to be right
either way I am losing this pathetic war I fly
Will I burn in hell forever or forever rot and die?